April 2012
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“How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don’t think.”
– Adolf Hitler (via mediaexposed)
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If I could commit suicide for anyone, it would be Kristen Stewart
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March 2012
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What if your birthday was on April first and then come to find your parents made an April Fools joke and your birthdays actually in like September and they didn’t want to tell you cause it was one of those jokes that got out of hand with time
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peeta-finnick:
Do you ever just sob because Finnick
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I spent four dollars on gems to expand my bakery like one “square foot” on two sides. Four real life dollars. On a virtual bakery. So I can have more counter space to fit my desserts.
That’s three del taco burritos (with fries inside) I could’ve eaten. Or a trenta iced tea. Four scratchers I potentially could’ve won money from. Like five doughnuts. A box of cereal....
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“We have to consciously study how to be tender with each other until it becomes a...”
– Audre Lorde (via mmmajestic)
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Anonymous asked: You are the coolest. :)
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I only have $11 to my name and I’m not afraid to spend the majority of it on Chipotle
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“Dang. I’m glad I don’t have a weiner, those things sound sensitive”
pugsleyaddam:
I wonder how many couples from Room Raiders are stil together?
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I love looking to see if famous hotties have girlfriends and finding Yahoo questions like “does ____ have a girlfriend?”.. Like we all think we have a chance if the answer is no. And if it’s yes we have to find the girl and make sure she’s worthy or else..
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You can literally persuade me to do anything if you offer me a free meal in return
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One hundred years from now When our grandkids have all had sex, Will they look back to the past and know What they’ve missed? Will they think we had it better Than the way they have it then? Will they gaze at a strip mall Where a field had once been? Will they think they’re born late Like the way we now do it? Or will they curse at the present And lend credence to it? Will they hear...
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